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Good progress with the next book will now be delayed, a little.
I am now well into the beginning
of “Sarina’s Siege” but the arrival of the ‘proof-read’ manuscript of “Sarina’s Farmer” means my activity will be directed on getting that prepared for the publishers asap.
Amanda, my illustrator, has created a wonderful interpretation of what I had in mind for the cover design; it’s going to be as striking as the previous three covers in the series.
Hearing-Aid problem has been resolved.
A couple of months ago the hearing aid mould that fits in my left ear broke in half, (not guilty!) I was ‘measured’ for a replacement,
(they squirted gunge in the ear,) but before the new one arrived the old one, without the retaining ‘tang’ fell out and was lost. This meant that I had to go back and have both hearing aid and mould replaced and to day I attended the Paisley
RAH Hospital. They fitted the new assembly and then decided to also replace the right hearing aid and, on my request increased the overall volume of both so I shouldn’t struggle to hear the television at the volume that is comfortable for Helen.
When she had done the adjustment the audio nurse asked if I could hear her. I said, 'yes,' and she then asked me if I could also hear my wife, sitting across the room. I told her, ‘yes I can,
but then you can’t have everything!’ Despite this Helen is still talking at / to me.
Enough, to business:-
an extra based on the above this week.
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have
him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
From the Italian word “graffito” = a scratch, first used to describe Pompeii wall markings.
“Is there any intelligent life on earth? - No I’m only visiting.“ - Unattributed.
Some more of The World’s
(Some of these may be duplicates of previous examples from different sources.)
“For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a creche on the first
floor.“ - Sign at a conference.
“No one goes to that restaurant
anymore – it’s too crowded.“ - Yogi Berra
his two inches on the doctor’s desk. The doctor said, "What is wrong with it?" "It's swollen,” he replied.
Funny and Interesting Facts
(Truth of some yet to be confirmed, some already proved false – Bob.)
· Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
Bill Gates' first business was Traff-O-Data, a company that created machines which recorded the number of cars passing a given point on a road.
All the best,
Bob, Dad, Uncle or Cousin (which ever
( www.bobhambleton.com )
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Some years ago a friend
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